So, Breitbart, we heard you wanted to come to our hood with a German edition.
Your lying asses already took a dump in our yard, Dortmund, claiming that St Reinolds was „set alight“ – a fucking lie that has not been independently confirmed.
If you were journalists, you’d know what independent confirmation means.
Claiming that it is „Germany’s oldest church“ – another fucking lie. St Reinold’s is at least 600 years younger than Germany’s oldest church.
If you were journalists, you’d have researched this. It takes 3 minutes. But you can’t spare 3 minutes. You’re too busy lying.
We dare you: Try this sad shit show here, so we can kick your lying asses. We’ve exposed petty criminals before and we will not hesitate to reveal any dirt we get on your little German helpers.
Word is you want to launch in January. Time is running out. We can’t wait.
Donald Trump zieht im Januar ins Weiße Haus, und für eine Minderheit hier in Deutschland ist das ein Grund zur Freude. Interessanter als deren Triumphgeheul sind derzeit allerdings die Reaktionen derer, deren Welt letzten Dienstagabend kollabiert ist. Manche sehen (aus nicht völlig haltlosen Gründen) das 
